1. This memory- Walking into the wrong lecture theatre at Uni with my best mate. Queue screaming laughter when we only realised TEN MINUTES later.
2. Titus from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
3. Excessive swearing.
4. My other best mate, Dominic; 99% of our memories are just laughing.
5. His face:-
Five things beginning with J that are awesome (apart from me, obvz!);
1. Jennifer Lawrence.
2. Jellies (mostly Haribo).
3. Jack's Mannequin.
4. Jagermeister.
5. Joel Barish.
Five things I haven't got time for;
1. Washing dishes (just nope).
2. Bitching bitching about drama just to make more drama.
3. Wearing a bra when I'm at home.
4. Private numbers calling me (I don't think so buddy).
5. People who don't love stickers (I just don't get you).
Five things you might not know about me;
1. I spoke French in my Spanish GCSE exam.
2. I once won an award off the mayor best improved attendance at school. This really confuses me because 1. How often was I off school in the first place??? 2. They gave out awards just for someone doing what they were supposed to do?? Anyway...
3. I once had a goldfish that I killed because I fed it too much.
4. I once 'Regina George-d' an exes clothes. You know, the nipples cut out? Yep. I don't regret it.
5. I sneeze reaaally loudly, and violently. People usually think I'm screaming.