10 Things Drunk People Do (Or Just Me)

(Okay, 10 things I DO when I'M drunk...)
Since the weekend is here and lots of you lovelies will be donning your prettiest dresses and going out tonight (or recovering from last night); I thought I'd share with you guys some of the (mostly stupid) things I do after I've had one too many. I'm hoping you can relate...

1. MIX DRINKS. Mixing at least four different drinks seems fun at the time. I'm just an exotic, experimental drinks lover; challenging each to get me more pissed than the last. Previous known combinations have been vodka, absinthe, cider, wine and malibu. YEP. 
2. BECOME A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY. Wow hello Mr bartender, of course you're my new best friend! And girl in the toilets who allowed me to cry on her shoulder and tell her all about my stupid ex boyfriend - YOU, you're practically family now.